Tuesday, January 25, 2011
So my cousin Vincent Demi created a new wiki: www.shadywiki.com. It's essentially a site full of things that you can do that are considered to by shady, but not quite illegal enough to get arrested for... because that's all that counts anyway right?
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
The Water Game
Idea by Zac Demi
Written by Luke Demi :)
Have you ever been with a bunch of guys for a long period of time and wished you could have a manly(not mainly) competition to see which among you has the most control of their body? Do you also wanna laugh so hard you're most likely gonna pee your pants? Here's the game for you!
IDEA OF THE GAME: Who can drink a gallon of water, the most quickly, and have the most points at the end of the game.
RULES: So everybody who's in the game gets a gallon of water, they can do whatever they want to do with the water, so long as whatever they do to the water keeps it at the same level, and whatever they put in it disolves completely. It is also legal to replace it with another liquid, like iced tea, milk, soda, anything, as long as it's a full gallon. If you want a longer game, use two, three or four gallons.
At a point in time, you chose to start the game, and everybody begins to drink their gallon of liquid. The first one to finish does does not win. Instead, you gain points depending on what happens during the drinking of the liquid. Here's how the points are distributed for the ONE gallon game, you need to modify the points to fit the larger capacity games.
First person finished:
1hr = 100 pts
2hrs = 80 pts
2hrs 30mins = 75 pts
3hrs = 60 pts
3hrs 30 mins = 50 pts
4hrs = 40 pts
5hrs + = 25 pts
Finished after first (any place)
1hr = 50 pts
2hrs = 40 pts
2hrs 30mins = 45 pts
3hrs = 30 pts
3hrs 30 mins = 25 pts
4hrs = 20 pts
5hrs + = 10 pts
Penalties
First Pee = -40 pts
Second Pee = -60 pts
Third Pee = -80 pts
Pees After the Third = -100 pts
Throwing up = -100 pts + aditional quart of water
Peeing your pants = -10 pts (not a mistake)
It is okay to go negative, as it very easily happens, but you're most likey a disgrace if you do!! This game is so insanely fun and truely awesome, that if you don't do it sometime in life, you're a boring bull :-)
If you have any ideas or suggestions, email me! lukedemi (at@) rcn (dot.) com
These are only the rules we play by! Feel free to change them to make the game more interesting, but there's nothing more funny than somebody trying to get a gallon of water in their stomache without peeing!!!
Luke Demi
Idea by Zac Demi
Written by Luke Demi :)
Have you ever been with a bunch of guys for a long period of time and wished you could have a manly(not mainly) competition to see which among you has the most control of their body? Do you also wanna laugh so hard you're most likely gonna pee your pants? Here's the game for you!
IDEA OF THE GAME: Who can drink a gallon of water, the most quickly, and have the most points at the end of the game.
RULES: So everybody who's in the game gets a gallon of water, they can do whatever they want to do with the water, so long as whatever they do to the water keeps it at the same level, and whatever they put in it disolves completely. It is also legal to replace it with another liquid, like iced tea, milk, soda, anything, as long as it's a full gallon. If you want a longer game, use two, three or four gallons.
At a point in time, you chose to start the game, and everybody begins to drink their gallon of liquid. The first one to finish does does not win. Instead, you gain points depending on what happens during the drinking of the liquid. Here's how the points are distributed for the ONE gallon game, you need to modify the points to fit the larger capacity games.
First person finished:
1hr = 100 pts
2hrs = 80 pts
2hrs 30mins = 75 pts
3hrs = 60 pts
3hrs 30 mins = 50 pts
4hrs = 40 pts
5hrs + = 25 pts
Finished after first (any place)
1hr = 50 pts
2hrs = 40 pts
2hrs 30mins = 45 pts
3hrs = 30 pts
3hrs 30 mins = 25 pts
4hrs = 20 pts
5hrs + = 10 pts
Penalties
First Pee = -40 pts
Second Pee = -60 pts
Third Pee = -80 pts
Pees After the Third = -100 pts
Throwing up = -100 pts + aditional quart of water
Peeing your pants = -10 pts (not a mistake)
It is okay to go negative, as it very easily happens, but you're most likey a disgrace if you do!! This game is so insanely fun and truely awesome, that if you don't do it sometime in life, you're a boring bull :-)
If you have any ideas or suggestions, email me! lukedemi (at@) rcn (dot.) com
These are only the rules we play by! Feel free to change them to make the game more interesting, but there's nothing more funny than somebody trying to get a gallon of water in their stomache without peeing!!!
Luke Demi
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
I have absolutely no clue how that is going to format itself, I might need to delete it. But those are different searches from google, yahoo, aol etc that have lead people to my blog here. Funny? Heck yeah!!
Shredd On
Luke
| demi (Google) | demi more (Google) | terra lipinski (Google) | big bicepts (Yahoo) | demi more (Google) | demi's (Google) | how to get big bicepts (AOL) | corn fed boys (Google) | raising baby sparrows (Google) | lead poisining at work workers comp (AOL) | sweet things to do when you are bored (Google) | hot hung skaters (Yahoo) | demi = hot guys (Google) | puberty for kids (Google) | hot luke (Google) | song "marry had a little lamb" (Google) | The Boston Tea Party (Google) | hot spot (Yahoo) | "corny websites" (Google) | TOTALY BORED (Yahoo) | Do hamsters eat vegetables (Google) | "terra lipinski" (Google) | train dogs to pee in a spot (Yahoo) | how to get big bicepts (Yahoo) | dvid site:blogspot.com (Google) | 28" halfpipe plans (Yahoo) | Wany Kerry cd (Google) | i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored (AOL) | fear factor hot girls (Yahoo) | @yahoo.com luke 2005 (Google) | what's the deal about hormones in chicken (Google) | if I got poked by a pencil will the lead hurt me? (Google) | flyer yard work (Google) | artical+essay+internet+social (Google) | xanga demi (Google) | Kfc hot spot (Google) | friend hot mom (Google) | barney 12 (Google) | zpoc help (Google) | kids hot spot.com (Yahoo) | friends hot mom ftp (Google) | berma cats (Google) | zpoc sucks (Google) | LEAD PENCIL POISINING (Google) | Get bicepts (Yahoo) | big bicepts (Google) | luckly luke (Google) | girls with big bicepts (Google) | luke demi (Google) | good charlatte (Google) |
Shredd On
Luke
Friday, February 04, 2005
"WE MUST BOYCOTT KFC FOR THEIR MISTREATMENT OF... CHICKENS!!"
That's what the animal rights activists are saying. I just want to know when this madness will end. People on these corny websites and huge activists groups, like the PETA, and people like Rev. Al Sharpton have taken things a little bit to far. I know those furry creatures are "said to be" as intelligent as dogs, cats, and primates. But, I'll tell you my true, honest and sincere opinion: I'd rather have cheap chicken from my local KFC than spend more so that when they die they are "treated fairly".
Well, PETA, I have to tell you something, you aren't helping anybody, like, period. Chickens were meant to be killed, they were born so that they could be devoured at a Super Bowl party, or at a dinner for two. It doesn't matter, they were many to be eaten. I'm actually very happy that they haven't gone as far as to saying one cannot eat chicken period. Which belive me is a good thing. If we've gotta eat chickens, what's the point of spending more money than we have to. Also, what's the deal with not being able to use growth hormones? Lack of growth hormones in some chickens have lead to terrible things, like those parents who only give their kids non-hormone things. Sadly this leads to many 16 yearold children who have not yet gone through puberty. Sad things.
Anyways, I think we need to step up and defy these actions. Go to the PATHWAI (People Against Treating Humans Worse than Animals, International) website, and also check out some great links here.
Take action and STOP THE MADNESS
Cause I'm hungry.
Luke Demi
That's what the animal rights activists are saying. I just want to know when this madness will end. People on these corny websites and huge activists groups, like the PETA, and people like Rev. Al Sharpton have taken things a little bit to far. I know those furry creatures are "said to be" as intelligent as dogs, cats, and primates. But, I'll tell you my true, honest and sincere opinion: I'd rather have cheap chicken from my local KFC than spend more so that when they die they are "treated fairly".
Well, PETA, I have to tell you something, you aren't helping anybody, like, period. Chickens were meant to be killed, they were born so that they could be devoured at a Super Bowl party, or at a dinner for two. It doesn't matter, they were many to be eaten. I'm actually very happy that they haven't gone as far as to saying one cannot eat chicken period. Which belive me is a good thing. If we've gotta eat chickens, what's the point of spending more money than we have to. Also, what's the deal with not being able to use growth hormones? Lack of growth hormones in some chickens have lead to terrible things, like those parents who only give their kids non-hormone things. Sadly this leads to many 16 yearold children who have not yet gone through puberty. Sad things.
Anyways, I think we need to step up and defy these actions. Go to the PATHWAI (People Against Treating Humans Worse than Animals, International) website, and also check out some great links here.
Take action and STOP THE MADNESS
Cause I'm hungry.
Luke Demi
Monday, January 31, 2005
Hey People,
Previously I had posted a story about my boston trip, but it wasn't very finished, so when I got my boxes in the mail, I decided to ditch that, and go with the BOXES! I will post the boston stuff later.
Well, as you will be able to see in the pictures below, I got tbe boxes. WOW. There are quite a few of them. You need to realise that those are just the packages that have the boxes in them. So there are litterally 400 boxes now... And there are 600 on the way... oh boy am I dead.
Luke
Previously I had posted a story about my boston trip, but it wasn't very finished, so when I got my boxes in the mail, I decided to ditch that, and go with the BOXES! I will post the boston stuff later.
Well, as you will be able to see in the pictures below, I got tbe boxes. WOW. There are quite a few of them. You need to realise that those are just the packages that have the boxes in them. So there are litterally 400 boxes now... And there are 600 on the way... oh boy am I dead.
Luke
Friday, January 28, 2005
Hey Everybody,
Life is good today, the snow is nice, and I'm Goin' to BOSTON! What a joy, or, yeah. It should be quite the fun thing, I'm going up with my dad, three of my best friends and their dads. We should have quite a party. I'll tell you guys what I find that's free, and I'll be sure to talk all about it. Not here though.
May the force be with you (blegh)
Luke
Life is good today, the snow is nice, and I'm Goin' to BOSTON! What a joy, or, yeah. It should be quite the fun thing, I'm going up with my dad, three of my best friends and their dads. We should have quite a party. I'll tell you guys what I find that's free, and I'll be sure to talk all about it. Not here though.
May the force be with you (blegh)
Luke
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Cheap.. Small.. Easy.. Nice!
I'm an interesting person, but thats a completely more interesting
story. The thing I shall speak of in this blog post is of my new pet,
which is a rat by the name of "Nelson".
Strange I agree, why would a person of my caliber stoop so low as to
get a rat? Well, see, you think far to highly of me, because, in
essence, I am but a worm, and getting a rat is at least 10 steps up for
me. So, this is a very cool rat, he is by far smarter than any hamster,
gerbil, or mouse that pet lovers (not us, haha, we eat the squirrels
from the backyard) like to keep around.
The fellow is just outright smart. I mean this guy is an intelligent
animal. Nelson, as my grandpa decided to call him, is not only smart,
but the most friendly pet I have ever seen, only matched by man's best
friend. I have a dog, and he would blow away anything my rat could offer
you. However, matched up against any other pet, a rat is the most
intelligent, social, clean, and cost effective pet I think you could
get. Many people would be quick to point out that cat's are better than
rats. The problem is that although cats are supposed to be smart, they
aren't social enough, and would far rather hang out in a corner with a
scratch post. Cats also cost hundreds of dollars a year to maintain.
The cost effectiveness of rats is one of the main things that brings
them above other pets. Besides buying a water bottle and a 10 gallon
aquarium for them, there is little else that they need. Old toilet paper
tubes and blocks of wood are more fun to a rat than an expensive toy.
Food is absolutely no problem whatsoever. I literally feed my rat
nothing but a few vegetables from the refrigerator and some walnuts that
we had in the closet. Paying for a rat is very indirect, their bedding
can be paper towels or a bunch of toilet paper.
This is only a blog post, so I'll keep it short and round it out with
this: Rats will make a great pet for anybody, big or small. They are
extremely easy to care for and train. They are more social than almost
all pets besides the Dog, and love hanging out with you.
That's my corny, yet awesome(as USUAL[I'm kidding]) blog post of the day
Luke
story. The thing I shall speak of in this blog post is of my new pet,
which is a rat by the name of "Nelson".
Strange I agree, why would a person of my caliber stoop so low as to
get a rat? Well, see, you think far to highly of me, because, in
essence, I am but a worm, and getting a rat is at least 10 steps up for
me. So, this is a very cool rat, he is by far smarter than any hamster,
gerbil, or mouse that pet lovers (not us, haha, we eat the squirrels
from the backyard) like to keep around.
The fellow is just outright smart. I mean this guy is an intelligent
animal. Nelson, as my grandpa decided to call him, is not only smart,
but the most friendly pet I have ever seen, only matched by man's best
friend. I have a dog, and he would blow away anything my rat could offer
you. However, matched up against any other pet, a rat is the most
intelligent, social, clean, and cost effective pet I think you could
get. Many people would be quick to point out that cat's are better than
rats. The problem is that although cats are supposed to be smart, they
aren't social enough, and would far rather hang out in a corner with a
scratch post. Cats also cost hundreds of dollars a year to maintain.
The cost effectiveness of rats is one of the main things that brings
them above other pets. Besides buying a water bottle and a 10 gallon
aquarium for them, there is little else that they need. Old toilet paper
tubes and blocks of wood are more fun to a rat than an expensive toy.
Food is absolutely no problem whatsoever. I literally feed my rat
nothing but a few vegetables from the refrigerator and some walnuts that
we had in the closet. Paying for a rat is very indirect, their bedding
can be paper towels or a bunch of toilet paper.
This is only a blog post, so I'll keep it short and round it out with
this: Rats will make a great pet for anybody, big or small. They are
extremely easy to care for and train. They are more social than almost
all pets besides the Dog, and love hanging out with you.
That's my corny, yet awesome(as USUAL[I'm kidding]) blog post of the day
Luke
Woah!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Hey everybody, I just found some interesting beans: http://video.google.com/. Cool thing about it, is you can search for most TV shows that have been on local TV since december. You can imagine the fun people could have with that! Go try it out. It's only a matter of time before you can search it for "Luke Demi" and be overwhelmed with results.
Peace out
Luke
Peace out
Luke
Monday, January 24, 2005
Well, I've been thinking, which is a new thing for me, but is also a very fun thing, because when I think, cool things happen.
The coolest thing that has happened is finding this page. It is mostly just a USPS page that allows you to order boxes and all types of other shipping materials off of their website... for free. Some people think I'm restarted, but, as I'm sure you can tell, I am not. I fell in love with the page, and have ordered at LEAST 500 total things from them. I've been having more fun than I've ever had. I'm going to boxify everything I own... isn't that the most purely awesome thing... like... ever?
Before you leave though, make sure you check out this site that I found while browsing around. It's sure to make you. Bored. Open source is interesting I love the stuff though and you'll never guess why I like it... and I'll bet you anything you it's not because it is all completely free.... wonderful.
Things on my site are working good, and you should be sure to check it out. Anyways, life is good.
God Bless,
Luke
The coolest thing that has happened is finding this page. It is mostly just a USPS page that allows you to order boxes and all types of other shipping materials off of their website... for free. Some people think I'm restarted, but, as I'm sure you can tell, I am not. I fell in love with the page, and have ordered at LEAST 500 total things from them. I've been having more fun than I've ever had. I'm going to boxify everything I own... isn't that the most purely awesome thing... like... ever?
Before you leave though, make sure you check out this site that I found while browsing around. It's sure to make you. Bored. Open source is interesting I love the stuff though and you'll never guess why I like it... and I'll bet you anything you it's not because it is all completely free.... wonderful.
Things on my site are working good, and you should be sure to check it out. Anyways, life is good.
God Bless,
Luke
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Monday, May 31, 2004
TEH **NEW** FORUM - Home Yeah, my awesome site, check it out...
The only real reason I seem to bother updating this is because when I get bored I see the little B on my google toolbar.... interesting... I might move on to the yahoo toolbar if I get a chance, it has spyware protection :-D
I'm kinda writing an artical on raising baby sparrows, so be sure to check back in a few days to see it... LATER ALL!!!
Lucas(Luke in english)
The only real reason I seem to bother updating this is because when I get bored I see the little B on my google toolbar.... interesting... I might move on to the yahoo toolbar if I get a chance, it has spyware protection :-D
I'm kinda writing an artical on raising baby sparrows, so be sure to check back in a few days to see it... LATER ALL!!!
Lucas(Luke in english)
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
hello people!!! long time since I updated!! well, I caught a baby sparrow, which is cool, and am trying to feed it water it, and make it happy, so far I think I've done em all, but WOW it is hard!!!
Looke the Luke
Looke the Luke
Friday, April 23, 2004
What's up people, my site is getting popular for some strange reason ;) I NEED WEB HOSTING!!! PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET SOME! for free with php and ftp of course ;)
Luke
Shredd On
Luke
Luke
Shredd On
Luke
Friday, February 27, 2004
RIP - 2/27/04 - The H@rdcore Problem Website
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Tuesday, February 24, 2004
GREENSEEK
Awesome! I'm on yet another site! rock hard.... Soooo put a link to me on ur site, and that would make life cool. later
Luke
Awesome! I'm on yet another site! rock hard.... Soooo put a link to me on ur site, and that would make life cool. later
Luke
Monday, February 16, 2004
New wa forwm mat... hope yall like it
Shredd On
Luke
Shredd On
Luke
hmm life is good. and my site isn't... the hosting seriously sucks, meaning I can only acess it about 5% of the times I try my (www.totalshredder.compactvision.net) site... soooooooo try it out and send me some mail about how it works totalshredder@yahoo.com
Monday, February 02, 2004
Update: New song is out! groovy. click here hope that works...
Monday, January 19, 2004
Just an update, I have had 164 visitors as of now, thanks.
Luke
Luke
Monday, January 12, 2004
wow, it is only 12 days into december and it is the RECORD month of all time, dude, this is awesome
Monday, January 05, 2004
STEELERS ARE OUT OF IT. yea, that's old news. but I'm not really happy about it so I had to show my loyalty on here :) Things are kinda going good around here as I havent been updating much. But I have this HUGE latin test coming up and I completely not looking forward to it COMPLETELY. So I should have a few articals coming sooon and that will be good for all you peoples who somehow find a why to visit this site. buut I am in the middle of school, so gooodbye
Monday, December 29, 2003
okay! 100 visitors! woah! very very good! I like ;) I dont know where they come from.. but they pile up! visit my xanga site!(if you feel so inclined) my username on there is totalshredder :) CHOW
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
THE FOURM IS HERE! HEAD ON OVER!http://www.ShreddOn.portal.dk3.com I'll shorten the name 'soon as I can. Have fun :D
Luke
Luke
WELL. I should be coming out with a ton more things for the site soon, so stay tuned, but you might have to wait till I get home till I can post anything else. But right now I am just stalling and putting up an update :D
Luke
Luke
Friday, November 28, 2003
Heya, I am at my grandparents house now. It is cool, and not cool, at least she has Cable internet, cable TV, dvd, woods(lol) and a pool... not bad for a grandma!! well
Shredd On
Luke
Shredd On
Luke
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
THE MANLIEST MAN!
Are You him?!
By Luke Demi
If you have done something on the list, you get to add it to your score. Keep score in your head and at the end see how you did!
Ever been paintballing +1
Own Paintball Gun +3
Bench Weight once +1
Bench Weight 15 times +5
Play Guitar\Drums(at least 1 year) +1
Done yard work all day long +2
40 pushups(real ones) +2
Can proudly go swimming with girls around +3
Ever spent more than an hour eating +1
Been bitten by a wild animal +1
Ever gotten sick from an animal's bite +1
Eaten a wild animal +1
Skinned a wild animal +1
Killed a wild animal +1
Had at least 2 concussions +2
IQ higher than weight -1
Whole day without going outside -3
Spent a longer time talking to girls than guys at a social event -1
Vegitarian -5
Own 2 game systems(gameboy, PS2, etc) -2
Listen to pop music or boybands -2
I got 11 :D
-14 to -6 You are a girl in disguise... EAT THOSE ANIMALS!
-7 to 0 computer geek!!
0 to 4 You get out now and then
5 to 8 You are cool enough
8 to 11 You are a man, but not a super one...
12 to 15 Sweet dude
16 to 20 You are amazing
20 to 24 I bow down before you
Are You him?!
By Luke Demi
If you have done something on the list, you get to add it to your score. Keep score in your head and at the end see how you did!
Ever been paintballing +1
Own Paintball Gun +3
Bench Weight once +1
Bench Weight 15 times +5
Play Guitar\Drums(at least 1 year) +1
Done yard work all day long +2
40 pushups(real ones) +2
Can proudly go swimming with girls around +3
Ever spent more than an hour eating +1
Been bitten by a wild animal +1
Ever gotten sick from an animal's bite +1
Eaten a wild animal +1
Skinned a wild animal +1
Killed a wild animal +1
Had at least 2 concussions +2
IQ higher than weight -1
Whole day without going outside -3
Spent a longer time talking to girls than guys at a social event -1
Vegitarian -5
Own 2 game systems(gameboy, PS2, etc) -2
Listen to pop music or boybands -2
I got 11 :D
-14 to -6 You are a girl in disguise... EAT THOSE ANIMALS!
-7 to 0 computer geek!!
0 to 4 You get out now and then
5 to 8 You are cool enough
8 to 11 You are a man, but not a super one...
12 to 15 Sweet dude
16 to 20 You are amazing
20 to 24 I bow down before you
Friday, November 21, 2003
Dvid.net :: Check this site out people, real cool, and has a nice fourm for skaters. A definent for skaters!
Luke
Luke
Hey All! Good News! Site attendence is doing pretty well! [doesnt work click the thing on the bottom that says site meter] Looking at this picture you can notice that I have had 12 different visitors(the big green one is myself lol).. So, tell your friends about my site, and lets get this baby flying! I will try to post this(updated) picture whenever I can. later The Shredder of tHE Oprah
EDIT: The picture isn't working.. ahh well maybe I can fix it later :D
EDIT: The picture isn't working.. ahh well maybe I can fix it later :D
Tuesday, November 18, 2003
K, just an update, I am still alive :D I should have some major updates soon! get ready!
-Luke
-Luke
